TWO HEADS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE

Bag of porcelain figures. Some broken.
One missing a body.
$2.99! Value Village.
I complained about the broken pieces
(even though that was my favourite part)
and they lowered the price down from $4.99.
What a Deal.

HATS OFF TO THIS DEAL

Du-Rag. 50% off! 63¢!
Purchased from a dollar store going out of business.
The packaging reads: "Will tit all head sizes".
That's right, tit. What a Deal.